A Small Collection of Unnatural Poses

Rumor says she actually snapped her neck so she could fit herself in the mirror. True story.

Like a marionette without strings

With plenty of hard work and physical therapy, she’ll be just fine in a few years.

Pretty model. Too bad her neck is forever frozen in that position.

Time to call CSI and tell them you “found her that way.”

If modeling doesn’t work out, there’s always the circus high wire act.

The Go ahead and sniff my underarms look

This is called the “I’ve run out of sexy poses” pose

I call this one, “The Axl Rose Pose”

All she wants for Christmas is an appointment with a chiropractor